How albino princesses tan #sunburn #gingersunburn
Self portrait
accurate
My boyfriend is getting the keys and beginning the move into our apartment today
without me
life always does this to me
“oh hey things are going good for you? really good? like, life is perfect and you have it all? oh uhm well let me either a) steal all your blood through a hole in your stomach b) blow up one of your ovaries c) give you hepatitis or d) stop your liver function. Oh, what’s that? You’re welcome!”
yeah well guess what life, fuck you because this is what I want and I will have it no matter how I have to go about it
I’ve been here since Tuesday afternoon so I figured it was about time for the obligatory bedhead hospital selfie
swooning atm because my student nurse is totally Lindsay from F&G
I would like to show you my perf lumpy space princess hair this morning
happy selfie sunday
I am a big nosed stoner munchy moose
cuddling, pretty sure we’re still doing it wrong
forever love #KurtCobain
taco bell and pounds of eye makeup
yoyoloo
Luna inspired purchases <3
Am I tumblr’s dream babe yet?
this is how cuddling works, right?
we just sold our first dub since we’ve been back in business and Josh comes running downstairs and says “I’m gonna match a bowl, wanna come smoke.” I said “no thanks” and he grabs the bong, but before running off back upstairs he tosses a 20$ bill towards me. I said “for me?” while putting it into my bra, he says “yea” and then “well for us” to which I replied “too late now, you said it was mine, and now it’s inside the lining of my bra”
can being an asshole just be my profession?
My boyfriend is so full of sugar goo, he says “I love you” literally like every 6 seconds. And I’m just a dick, example:
- bf - “I love you!”
- me - “I love u(nicorns)
- bf - “love you”
- me - “I love you(r wifi)”